Jack of all Trades - Master of None

1st computer use - 1977, mainframe at college.
1st computer used professionally - 1982, Apple IIe, with 64K RAM and TWO floppy drives!
1st computer owned - 1985, KayPro 16 luggable with an internal 10 meg hard drive!

Currently Sysadmin, Chief of Security, Chief Programmer for a small business w ~15 Macs, 2 Ubuntu boxes, and a Windows laptop (until I manage to find it & load Ubuntu on it instead.) Sounds impressive, except I am THE IT department for this outfit.

Currently playing with MySQL, Ruby on Rails, ELK, python, nmap, web design, search engine optimization and marketing, and a bunch of other things I'm forgetting.